"That husband, you should take a shower first and remember to wash it clean, okay?"

What do you mean, my wife asked me to clean it up? I was a little relieved and hung up again to look at her nervously.
My wife also looked at me with disappointment in her eyes, and my heart couldn’t hide anymore. "Wife, I’m sorry, I did something sorry for you."
"derailed?"
My wife’s tone is very dull, as if she had already been psychologically prepared, which makes me more sure that she must have followed Liu Ying to discover our scandal. I’d better tell the truth and ask my wife to forgive me for what I promised tonight, and I won’t make any mistakes again.
I bowed my head and nodded honestly.
"Oh, are you wearing a condom?"
I "ah" looked up at his wife in surprise and then confirmed to me, "I asked you if you were wearing a condom?"
I shook my head and my wife’s look changed. I immediately explained nervously, "I don’t have that to warm up. It’s …"
"What is it?"
"Oh, my wife, I told you. Today, Liu Ying called me and said that she was coerced to send me an email to meet me. I went to see her. I didn’t expect her to have ulterior motives and ask me to intercede with you so that you wouldn’t report her. I didn’t expect her to make a deal with me and pinch my place … My wife, I didn’t lie to you. She just gave me a mouth. We didn’t do anything. I didn’t even touch her. I swear to God"
I stared at my wife in fear to see if she would be angry and angry, but her wife was surprisingly calm and silently said, "I thought you were going to hide it from my generation."
Sure enough, the car on the corner was her. Liu Ying and I secretly met and she saw it from beginning to end.
"Wife, I’m sorry. I should hold it, but I …"
"Well, it’s not a bad thing. You’re Liu Ying. This bitch is too ashamed to seduce you."
I’m relieved, my wife. Just forgive me.
"But although my husband didn’t sin against you, you couldn’t resist the temptation. It’s really not right. Besides, if you want to take advantage of a woman like Liu Ying, you should also take advantage of me. It’s too lame for you to take advantage of your mouth. You should at least give me more thiophene, so you still want me to forgive this bitch for being too disadvantaged. I will punish you for being too timid."
"Ah?" I was surprised to open my mouth. It was incredible to look at my wife. I never thought that my wife would say such a wonderful thing. She actually thought that I took advantage of others. Is this still my wife? Why aren’t you afraid of making a big deal out of things?
"If I’m not a wife, aren’t you jealous if I really sleep with her?"
"Eat, but it’s not bad for my husband. You are a normal man who is seduced by women. You will definitely feel it. If you don’t feel it, you will be abnormal. Besides, from the perspective of fair trade, you really suffered a loss. Don’t you think this is similar to solving your own needs?"
I nodded and felt that my wife said something, and I felt that I was losing tonight. Now even my wife said so, I feel even more lost.
品茶论坛No, why am I biased by my wife? Is this a matter of no loss? This is a matter of harmony between husband and wife.
"Honey, don’t be far away from me. If I really cheat, you will cry."
"Honey, you’re not that kind of person. I believe you."
"Do you believe me? But I haven’t done something wrong to you. "
"Why are you sorry for me?"
"Liu Ying and I …"
"Didn’t do warm you so I’m sorry? Isn’t it the same as going to the sauna for massage? Really one day you did something I’m sorry for, so you should feel guilty again. "
No, why is the topic getting more and more off-topic? I am busy and bitter. "Oh, my wife, I didn’t mean that. I just want to ask what attitude you have on cheating on me. How do I feel that you want me to cheat?"
"You want to cheat. I’m a woman. How can I allow my man to cheat?"
My wife gave me a solemn stare, and I suddenly felt a lot more at ease. This is the wife I know.
"Take a bath, take a bath and punish you for washing my clothes, mopping the floor and doing housework. After all this, go to bed late and give me a hard time. If you dare to be lazy, go to your Liu Ying Palace. I won’t serve you in the future."
"It’s husband who promises to try his best."
"Before …"
In the middle of the night, my wife was all fragrant and sweaty, and I beat me with a powder fist in my arms. "You’re dead. You can’t toss people so much. My bones are about to fall apart."